we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
God, I missed his penis.
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