OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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