There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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