i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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