I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
