It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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