I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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