toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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