What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
North Korea, Best Korea!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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