I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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