talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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