Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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