just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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