just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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