capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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