Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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