I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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