Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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