what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
