what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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