kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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