im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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