chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So squirting runs in the family.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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