So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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