Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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