Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
