That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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