My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I looked at my own cervix.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
