I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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