That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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