he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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