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Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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