Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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