Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
