I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
