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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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