How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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