"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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