she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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