i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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