Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
