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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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