Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
id be glad to
Your dad touched me again.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
is that a dick in a sweater?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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