This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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