do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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