i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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