You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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