So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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