If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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