Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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